Robot Pirate Ninja says, “I can call whatever I do whatever I want.” Drown on that, Bobb-0. And then I’ll call it the “Bob Greet.”

This administration has gone beyond even the Bizarro World standard of declaring up to be down or left to be right. Not only is torture not torture, but there exists insufficient clarity even to know what is torture so we can determine whether an interrogation technique is torture or not. While the extreme sophistry and word gamesmanship practiced to a fine art by this administration might make a high school debating coach proud, it does great disservice to the notion that we exist in a society in which there are rules and norms of behavior with clarity and definitiveness and in which government agents as well as the citizenry are held to standards of behavior.

[ full story ]

I dunno about this. I’ve been to Bizarro World. Hell, I pretty much made it that way (it all has to do with futzing the nuclear strong force…not something children should do).

Like I said, I made Bizarro World and right now, we are tortuing the ever-living crap out of Bizarro Bob Barr. And yes, you do have to insert various implements to get at the ever-living crap.