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Robot Pirate Ninja

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So it begins again.

I must tell you all of my many conquests. I am a destroyer and saviour of worlds. This is my only outlet into your dimension, and it takes a great deal of energy to visit here, so relish each and every one of my posts as if it came from your God.

After all, it was I who taught that cat how to work in mysterious ways.

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