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Robot Pirate Ninja

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Make My PC Games Better, Dammit

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Gaming Eh » Blog Archive » Want my ass off the 360? Listen.

So instead of being the pessimistic dick like everyone else, I’m going to give suggestions to PC developers on how to make gamers give a damn about them. I’m not speaking as some dickless marketing guru or an experienced game developer, because that would make me a liar. I merely speak as a gamer who has money, meaning I don’t have to tug mommy’s skirt when I want a new game. In short, I’m your audience.

Robot Pirate Ninja is your audience as well, as this rant covers the gamut of crap that they try to get me to buy.   Sad to see Iron Lore dropping out, as RPN’s heros have enjoyed smashing minotours tremendously.

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