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People Who Believe In Me Are Happiest of ALL

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‘Believers are happier than atheists’ – Telegraph

People who believe in God are happier than agnostics or atheists, researchers claimed yesterday.

A report found that religious people were better able to cope with disappointments such as unemployment or divorce than non-believers.

Moreover, they become even happier the more they pray and go to church, claims the study by Prof Andrew Clark and Dr Orsolya Lelkes.

Say it with me now….Robot Pirate Ninja is the Flying Spagetti Monster’s representative on Earth.

Now repeat it 1,000 times, thinking of strippers and beer.

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