Heading East: Lies I’ve told my 3 year old recently
The moon and the sun had a fight a long time ago.
Everyone knows at least one secret language.
When nobody is looking, I can fly.
We are all held together by invisible threads.
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And that last one is actually true. And the first one used to be a popular theological explanation of the true nature of nature.
If you take those lies (nice, soft, white lies) and multiply them by the 200 or so generations, you get modern theology.
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