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Robot Pirate Ninja

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The Oldest Meme of 08

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Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention war hero?) John McCain » Duct Tape.

Duct Tape.

Duct tape is younger than John McCain.

I was happy to see on Wikipedia – the internet’s #1 source of partially-correct information – that duct tape is also known as “duck tape”… which is what I always thought it was called (or, at least, should be called).

And there you have it. McCain is older than duct tape (correct spelling). Duck Tape™; is a brand.

Pirates and robots love duct tape.  it keeps things running. It is only good for the soles of a ninjas feet, and even then, only for the hottest of coals.

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