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Wake Up Fat Asses

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America’s Unhealthiest Drinks Exposed on Yahoo! Health

Worst “Healthy” Drink

Glaceau VitaminWater (any flavor; 20 oz bottle)
130 calories
33 grams sugar

Vitamins and water might sound like the ultimate nutritional tag team, but what the label doesn’t say is that a bottle of this stuff carries nearly as much sugar and calories as a can of Coke. Makes sense, though, since this so-called functional beverage is produced by our often-sugar-crazy friends at The Coca-Cola Company.

I mean seriously, the stuff glows. How can you not think it is full of crap? Is it because it says “vitamin” on the side of it?

I wish we could teach children in grade school about marketing. Then we wouldn’t have these kinds of problems (at least so much).

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