Watching MNF again….trying to…Tony Kornheiser keeps talking…and it hurts.
That title is a quote of his, BTW. [previous observations concerning the football commentating skils of one Anthony Irwin “Tony” Kornheiser]
Let’s see what other brain-piercing pieces of wisdom he has for us….(yes…this is blogging as therapy).
While we’re at it, and for the therapy part, I just want to acknolwedge the near-flawless performance by the Washington Redskins in Dallas on Sunday. Congrats, you despicable bastards. Now get back to D.C. and go scalp some politicos, if you don’t mind.
I knew the Cowoys had a problem when all five of the Fox jackasses (including a decently funny Frank something or other) picked them to win during the pre-game show. I’m curious how often all five are wrong….I’d expect it to be a great deal more often than when all five are right…since it’s a whole lot easier.* But such is how statistics and football work… 😉
Speaking of football, here’s a nice pic from the weekend.
Oh, and a good story about the incredible number of college football upsets there were.
This past week those in the college football world noticed an astonishing turn of events. USC lost its golden armor, UGA lost their strength, Florida lost its super powers, and the rabid badgers could not handle the rabid wolverines. This past weekend was the end of the road for one team and the beginning for some.
It was a good weekend for football, except for the Cowboys losing and the sad fact that “Monday” now means Kornheiser.
“In depth analysis, by me!” Ughh.
“Last year we had Spy-gate, this year we have Eye-gate.” [crickets]. I’ve mentioned my dislike for *-gate constructions, right? May I reiterate it here? Thanks.
“I took high-school Spanish, and that either means ‘nobody is going to touch him’ or ‘could you pick up my dry cleaning in the morning.’” Good one, jerkoff. O.k….this was from a couple weeks ago. You caught me stacking the deck.
Nice, next he calls Big Ben Roethlesberger a “drama queen” for getting injured as an NFL quarterback after nearly dying in a motorcycle accident. He also tries to pass it off as “some writers said”. This from a guy who, and if I may stress this, has never taken a hit in his life.
Observations on the first half: This Flacco character looks to be a solid player. I hadn’t ever seen him play before, but his first touchdown pass in the NFL was a pretty one. And of course I love watching Ray Lewis play linebacker. If you ever wondered how the position is supposed to be played, watch Mr. Lewis.
UPDATE: Well, that’s how quick things can turn. I was about to mention how Mr. Lewis, at linebacker, had taken over the game in the late fourth quarter and overtime with a tipped pass, good pressure, and sure tackling. Then Big Ben completed a pass right smack dab in the middle of the field (Ray’s Place) off some good play action and put the Steelers in field goal territory. Then they slip and go nearly out of field goal territory. Then they move back into fgt….and….GODDAM IT. I thought they made that crap illegal.
Time out by the kid coach of the Ravens.
“It’s Good.” Steelers win.
And that, my friends, is why it’s so hard for five experts to be right about the same game.
UPDATE: I just wanted to mention something else about Mr. Lewis. It turns out that running into him is literally like running into a brick wall.
The Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Baltimore Ravens in overtime Monday night but lost two players to season-ending injuries.
Rookie tailback Rashard Mendenhall suffered a fractured left shoulder and guard Kendall Simmons injured the Achilles’ tendon in his right foot. Both players will be placed in the injured reserve list, according to the team.
This happend on a play where Rashard Mendenhall has a nice open hole in the line and ran straight into Ray Lewis. I’ll see if I can find the highlight. It looked like a fairly normal, hard hit. The only difference was that it was Ray Lewis he ran into, and not a normal man. [searching for video evidence….]
* for all five to be right, all five have to pick correctly. For all five to be wrong, only one of them must do so. Beware unanimous decisions, groupthink is a subtle and powerful influence.