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Don’t Trust That Guy, Yo. Dat Cat’s Got Two Faces

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See, told ya.

This is where the phrase, “Here, kitty, kitty” comes from.

Cerberus is unimpressed.  And probably based on something of a true story, as I’ve also seen two-headed cows and two-headed turtles before.

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