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Fuck Microsoft

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Problem caused by Microsoft Word 2002: consider upgrading

Your computer experienced a problem that caused Microsoft Word 2002 to crash.

This product, which was created by Microsoft Corporation, entered its “Extended Support” phase on July 11, 2006. For more information about Microsoft Corporation support cycles, see the More information section below.

How about you just support your own damn software?

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