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Robot Pirate Ninja

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HOWTO: Become a Robot Pirate Ninja

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[fyi: it’s actually harder than that, and I wouldn’t recommend it.  Ummm, like way harder.  Like 99 out of a 100 that try, die. It’s that kind of hard.  And even if you make it, you have a 1 in a 1,000 chance of completing your mission.  Welcome to tilting at windmills, 21st century style]

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