$2000 RNC Strip Club Visit costs one job.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5icTETB_uSQnOSdtZmS_Qn5YO74PgD9ET947G0

Note: that’s a real job, not the hand or blow varieties.

Sad but true: what you do in politics is rarely as important as what juicy story gets attached to your name.

Irony is a liberal conspiracy it would seem…

http://voices.washingtonpost.com/political-bookworm/2010/04/beck_novel_depicts_america_sli.html

…cause that’s the only way one could read this description and not lol.

“Beck described the book as “a story of America at a time much like today where the people are confused and they’re being lied to,” according to Will Bunch of the Philadelphia Daily News, who attended Beck’s American Revival event.”