This is very important, read closely!

Paris Hilton awakes to home intruder bearing knives – CNN.com

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/08/24/paris.hilton.intruder/?hpt=Sbin

Los Angeles, California (CNN) — A man “holding 2 big knifes” was captured by police after trying to break into Paris Hilton’s Los Angeles, California, home Tuesday morning, Hilton said in a Twitter posting.

Police responded to a 911 call that someone was breaking into Hilton’s Sherman Oaks home at 6:42 a.m., Los Angeles Police spokesman Gregory Beak said.

Hilton was sleeping early Tuesday when a man with two kitchen knives attempted to enter her home, her publicist said.

I love it. An entire article built on statements from a publicist and a tweet. And it’s on CNN’s front page.

“it” (the thing that I love) being 21st Century America.

It’s an ironic love, I’ll give you that.

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