Robot Pirate Ninja

The two truths to life (you’ve probably heard this before and will again) :

1) Death
2) Taxes

The two questions of life (you may not have heard these, but now you have):

1) What are you going to die for? (conversely and with the exact same real-world meaning: What are you going to live for?)
2) What should the tax rate be?

The two answers to the two questions of life (you’ve definitely heard these):

1) Freedom (allows one to decide what to die/live for)
2) Democracy (allows the many to decide how to tax the rich*)

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* I know some may find this biased, but there is a reason there are *two* truths to life, and not one.