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Robot Pirate Ninja

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Obama Plans to Dye Moon Red in Honor of Socialism

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It’s going to happen tonight.

Many will try and use “science” to try and convince you this is not actually a sign of an over-riding socialist conspiracy to destry this country.  They are wrong (because I said so, that’s why!).

Look up into the sky tonight for proof.

North Americans should have the best seats in the house for the event, which reaches its climax at 2:41 a.m. ET Tuesday when Earth’s shadow covers every bit of the moon’s disk. For more than an hour, the moon should glow sunset-red, thanks to the light refracted by the edge of Earth’s atmosphere [and the socialist conspiracy theory, the lamestream media always “forgets” that part].

Behold, the glory of the Revolution!

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