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Robot Pirate Ninja

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Derp, Derp House Focuses on What they Campaigned on: Jobortion, Jobortion, Jobortion

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We’ll let you know when they get to the first bill adressing the whole “jobs, jobs, jobs” thing they campaigned on.

It will be sometime after they do their best to reassert government control over the repoductive habits of the majority of the population.

And probably after the House Committee on Un-Christian Activities gets some serious play.

And probably sometime before Justice Clarence Thomas echoes his wife’s public statements, and those of her very generous employers, and declares [again] that regulatin’ America’s real citizens is Unconstitutional.  {it will be sometime after he declares that income, since he just barely got around to doing that}.

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