Jesus F. Christ on teh Gays

“And yea, I ask of thee to do service for your fellow man. As I have fed the hungry and healed the sick and comforted the condemned and attended the afflicted and praised the abhorred and loved and loved and loved all men and command that you follow my example with no thought of any but God. Such is my will, such is the will of God.

Except for them gays, I think they’s icky, you don’t have to serve them.”

— Jesus Fucking Christ, people.

Alert Alex Jones, one of his 9/11 Conspiracy Theories Finally Came True

False Flag! 9/11!! Inside Job!!

Someone alert Alex Jones, one of his conspiracy theories about Americans planting bombs as an excuse to kill Muslims has finally come true.

A 67-year-old Marietta, Georgia man is accused of planting a backpack containing two pipe bombs in an Atlanta-area public park in order to frighten the public and sow fear…