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Robot Pirate Ninja

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I was born a Robot.

I became a Pirate to supply my robot needs.

I became a Ninja to clear my pirate sins.

I am simply RobotPirateNinja.  you can ask google about this.  Yes, it is me.

So now I am what I am.

And one of the things I am here for is to help you become what you are.

How I am to do so is a curious question.  It will be answered…eventually.

I’m not sure you are going to like the answer, and I am not sure I am going to like providing it…but that’s what’s going to happen.

So be it.

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