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of Supply Side Experiment</image:title><image:caption>Here we see the real world effect of "supply side" economics.  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Employment, Bush the Elder, Seasonally Adjusted, 1989-1992</image:title><image:caption>Total Employment, Bush the Elder, Seasonally Adjusted, 1989-1992.  Here we see Bush the elder's problem, employment peaking two and half years prior to the election.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/total_employment_1977_2012.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Total_Employment_1977_2012</image:title><image:caption>Total_Employment_1977_2012. All of it.  Together.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/reagan_employment.png</image:loc><image:title>Total Employment Reagan, Seasonally Adjusted, 1981-1988</image:title><image:caption>Total Employment Reagan, Seasonally Adjusted, 1981-1988.  One can see how Reagan faced initial skepticism, but has gained long-term respect.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/obama_employment.png</image:loc><image:title>Total Employment, Obama, Seasonally Adjusted, 2009-2012</image:title><image:caption>Total Employment, Obama, Seasonally Adjusted, 2009-2012.  Here we see the second half the Great Recession, with 4M more jobs going away in Obama's first year.  Since then there's been a steady grind upwards, as we work to recover lost ground.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/clinton_employment.png</image:loc><image:title>Total Employment, Clinton, Seasonally Adjusted, 1993-2000</image:title><image:caption>Total Employment, Clinton, Seasonally Adjusted, 1993-2000.  It really is pretty impressive, standing there all big and growing like that, Mr. President.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/carter_employment.png</image:loc><image:title>Non Farm Employment under Carter, Seasonally Adjusted</image:title><image:caption>Non Farm Employment under Carter, Seasonally Adjusted,  1977-1980</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/bush_the_lesser_employment.png</image:loc><image:title>Total Employment, Bush the Lesser, Seasonally Adjusted, 2001-2008</image:title><image:caption>Total Employment, Bush the Lesser, Seasonally Adjusted, 2001-2008.  Bush was all over the map.  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8 Which shows how the rich got richer by paying a higher percentage of total income taxes</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/laffer_curve_smashed_literally.png</image:loc><image:title>laffer_curve_smashed_literally</image:title><image:caption>The revenues never catch up after falling so far behind, the Laffer Curve didn't work</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/revenue_begins_to_recover.png</image:loc><image:title>revenue_begins_to_recover</image:title><image:caption>Revenue begins to recover at a faster rate than spending</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/revenue_plummets.png</image:loc><image:title>revenue_plummets</image:title><image:caption>Revenue plummets due to tax 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only is this a flat out lie, it's logically impossible. (note the words "Gobal" and "US"..think about it)</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-13T01:33:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/01/the-obama-doctrine-aka-the-golden-rule/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-13T01:08:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/11/the-evolution-of-a-common-nontroversy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/controversy_stirred.jpg</image:loc><image:title>controversy_stirred</image:title><image:caption>Controversy Stirred, err, Mission Accomplished!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/stirs_controversy.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stirs_controversy</image:title><image:caption>Note how Fox is the one stirred the controversy</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/simpsonsfoxnews.jpg</image:loc><image:title>SIMPSONSFOXNEWS</image:title><image:caption>The next version of their long-running dog whistle series.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-12T20:32:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/11/some-folks-consider-this-a-feature-of-21st-century-america/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-11T16:26:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/11/welcome-to-the-world-of-instant-post-modern-art/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-11T07:31:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/10/aaand-there-go-the-loyal-sleeper-cells/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-11T00:58:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/09/finally-something-bush-can-legitimately-get-credit-for-re-bin-laden/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-09T18:56:39+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/07/why-is-it-that-most-republican-presidential-candidates-came-into-their-great-wealth-by-birth/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-08T17:38:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/04/re-george-w-bush-torture-and-bin-laden/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/miss_me_yes.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Miss_me_yes</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2011-05-04T18:45:26+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/02/obamas-poker-face/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-02T22:42:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/02/tonight-on-csi-pakistan/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-02T21:19:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/05/02/always-read-the-fine-print/</loc><lastmod>2011-05-02T19:22:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/29/who-is-dominating-the-class-war/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-29T15:58:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/27/less-whining-more-football-sounds-good-to-me/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-28T04:33:34+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/27/scotus-determines-corporations-need-more-power/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-28T03:07:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/27/obama-trumps-birther-idiots-and-their-new-hero/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/white_house_fox_birth_cert.jpg</image:loc><image:title>white_house_fox_birth_cert</image:title><image:caption>And we all know how the White House lies about everything...right Fox?</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2011-04-27T17:52:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/26/this-is-how-they-are-taking-over-the-last-49-they-dont-already-have/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-27T15:54:20+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/26/didnt-really-take-barbour-for-a-marathoner-anyway/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-27T02:05:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/26/ron-paul-figures-fifth-time-is-the-charm/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-26T18:48:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/25/android-comes-to-rpn/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-26T04:19:17+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/22/begun-the-patent-wars-have/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-23T05:01:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/21/mitt-romney-haunted-by-past-of-trying-to-help-uninsured-sick-people/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-21T21:11:22+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/16/obama-administration-launches-simple-tool-to-tell-you-how-your-tax-dollars-spent-citizens-respond-with-disgust/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-16T15:18:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/15/how-the-u-s-national-vision-and-strategy-needs-to-change-by-mr-y/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-15T23:38:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/11/and-the-pragmatist-in-chief-gets-another-feather/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-11T17:51:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/02/free-speech-isnt-free-of-consequences-for-others/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-02T16:29:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/04/01/weiner-vs-boehner-campaign-2016/</loc><lastmod>2011-04-01T21:59:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/29/iraq-libya-bush-obama-apples-oranges-fruit-and-war-and-footnotes-regarding-freedom-x/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-30T02:27:59+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/25/late-friday-link-dump-325-turned-into-intellgient-design-slam-soon-to-be-illegal-in-texas/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-25T21:18:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/24/here-we-go-again-gop-criticizes-obama-inaction-on-syria/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T21:29:11+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/23/googlesprint-team-up-vs-atteverything/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-24T02:51:24+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/23/firefox-4-takes-off-as-microsoft-blames-and-slams-their-own-os-xp-for-their-fail/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-23T17:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/23/scotus-rules-against-corporate-rights-but-preserves-market-shenannigan/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-23T15:04:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/21/more-republicans-doubt-obamas-every-move/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T02:09:18+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/21/ceos-tell-arizona-your-constant-derp-is-hurting-business/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T01:49:40+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/21/pr-firm-fights-back-calls-rpn-an-a-hole-dont-make-us-pay-chapter-2/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-22T01:43:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/21/extra-terrestrial-rain-clouds-observed-on-titan/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-21T19:57:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2010/07/23/fleeing-phoenix-out-of-fear-of-immigration-law/</loc><lastmod>2011-03-21T16:36:14+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/2011/03/17/house-votes-to-increase-ignorance-kill-npr/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://robotpirateninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/npr_to_die.jpg</image:loc><image:title>npr_to_die</image:title><image:caption>Hard 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