The Greatest Movie Speech EVAR!!!

December 15, 2008December 16, 2008RobotPirateNinja 3_RobotPirateNinja, art, cool, funny, media, movie review, My World Tags: 300, Alexander, Angels in the Outfield, Animal House, Any Given Sunday, Apollo 13, Braveheart, Bring it On, Charlie Brown, Cool Runnings, Dead Poets Society, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Free Willy, Galaxy Quest, Goonies, Greatest Movie Speech Ever, Greatest Speech Ever, Henry V, Hoosiers, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Independence Day, Kingdom of Heaven, Knute Rockne All American, Miracle, Mr Smith Goes to Washington, Network, Newsies, old school, Patton, Pulp Fiction, Return of the King, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, Rocky, Rocky Balboa, Rudy, Some Dumb Pirate Movie, Spartacus, Stand and Deliver, Star Trek: First Contact, Street Fighter, superman, Swingers, The Last Starfighter, The Matrix Reloaded, The Mighty Ducks, The Muppets, The Neverending Story, The Outlaw Josey Wales, The Shawshank Redemption, The Untouchables, Troy Leave a comment

This is some good editing.

If you need to get fired up, this is two-minutes and fifteen seconds of hella awesome.

found over yonder.

Regarding the tags… there were three I didn’t know, two right after Sean Connery does his thing, and the one right after Hoosiers…I think I got the rest (with slight googling on a couple titles).

UPDATE: Finally got the St. Cripin’s day speech movie. I can’t believe I missed frickin’ Shakespeare’s version of the pep-talk.

Still not sure about the woman hitler(!?) one and the one right after that.

I did love seeing “The Dark Knight” as a “Newsie” though. Good stuff, great flick.

Fire Brad Johnson

November 2, 2008November 2, 2008RobotPirateNinja bullshit, Doh, Football, gaming, media, performance, stupid Tags: 300, Brad Johnson, Comic Book Guy, Dallas Cowboys, Fire Brad Johnson, LeeRoy Jenkins, New York Giants 1 Comment

I’m watching football (it’s Sunday, it’s Fall…this is natural) and I’m watching my Cowboys, and I’m watching Roy Williams (whom I like as much as the other Roy Williams for much the same reasons…their first names their bad-assedness) make a one-handed catch for 30 yards down the field to ignite offense.

Then I watch Brad Johnson throw a HORRID 5-yard slant that gets picked off by the Giants and it’s 70 yards the other direction.

Fire him. Fire him now.

And now the commercial break is over and I feel better having registered my frustration on the Internet within moments.

UPDATE: Leeeroy Jenkins!!!! For the pick and the touchdown.

Oh, wait. His first name is Mike. That’s all right, I’m sticking with calling him LeeRoy. LeeRoy Jenkins.

14-7 Giants.

UPDATE2: Interception 2. Fire him. Now. You had a good career. That probably should have ended 2 years ago.

UPDATE3: I got bored with the game. Watched this mash-up and felt better.

21-7. Giants.

UPDATE4: Mike “LeeRoy” Jenkins just gave up a touchdown by, uh, *not* attacking. Mike, I know you’re a rookie, but when a running back is running straight toward you, TACKLE HIM!

35-14. Giants. Final.

Ugh. Tony, come on back now. Ya hear?