My Objection to the Debt Ceiling Deal in words John Boehner can understand

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

Tax cut are fine when they’re once in a while
People invest and brighten their smiles
But it’s insulting, repulsive and wrong
Cutting and cutting all year long

I don’t like the look of it

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-da
If you’re not greedy, you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do