I’m not sure if, even if judged during the Jurrassic Age when
Brontasaurus Apatosaurus roamed the earth, Rush Limbaugh wouldn’t be the biggest asshole on the planet.
U.S. News – Limbaugh: Contraception advocate should post online sex videos
edit: (thanks Daniel) :
Apatosaurus (/əˌpætɵˈsɔrəs/), also known by the popular but scientifically redundant synonymBrontosaurus, is a genus of sauropoddinosaur that lived from about 154 to 150 million years ago, during the JurassicPeriod (Kimmeridgian and early Tithonian ages). It was one of the largest land animals that ever existed, with an average length of 23 m (75 ft) and a mass of at least 23 metric tons (25 short tons)
I was being scientifically rudundant. Oh..and I was trying to type “period” on my phone but “age” came out cleaner on the third try.
Now…it does look like being 75 feet long..vs a 6 foot man…and if you’ve ever seen the “goatse” picture (please: DO NOT GOOGLE THIS)…mulitply that picture (standing in for the largest asshole other than Rush Limbaugh)…and we guess Apatosaurus had a 10 foot wide (possibly) asshole. So…to not be scientifically inaccurate, which I strive to (not) be…Rush Limbaugh is a huuuge asshole.
But there may, just may, have, at some time, been a bigger asshole on the planet.