Zombie McCain Will Eat Your Time

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Zombie McCain is a man who gives a speech like it’s the first time he’s read it and doesn’t seem to enjoy the experience. A man who seems to do all he can to squeeze his personality from the words he’s uttering. A man who smiles, repeatedly and scarily, at inappropriate moments.
McCain is the master of the scary, repeated, inappropriate and just damn spooky smile. The Smile alone has been known to cause many young people (those under 50, or 1/10 McCain’s age) to run and hide in fear.  It is a smile that leaves one to wonder, “what the hell happened to this guy”.
Then you find out what the hell happened to him…and the smile makes sense…which makes it even more scary, inappropriate, repeated, and spooky.