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New Yorker : Funny : Two Things That Rarely Go Together

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Now, let’s talk about slogans. Ours is: Country First. Think about it. When you think of what should come first, what does? Us ourselves? No. That would be selfish. Our personal families? Selfish. God? God is good, I love Him, but, as our slogan suggests, no, sorry, God, You are not First. No, you don’t, Lord! How about: the common good of all mankind! Is that First? Don’t make me laugh with your weak blinking! No!

SHOUTS & MURMURS: My Gal: Humor: The New Yorker.

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Ahem. Nicrely ranted.

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