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Terrorists Kill Four in Texas with Biological Weapons

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Here’s the news…

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Tests by federal health authorities have found listeria bacteria at a Texas food processing plant after state health officials linked four deaths to contaminated celery from the plant.

The Food and Drug Administration says results released Wednesday match testing by the Texas Department of State Health Services at the SanGar Produce & Processing Co. plant in San Antonio.

The tests found listeria bacteria in multiple locations in the plant.

I guess dying from food poisoning is 1000x less bad than dying from Terrorists, at least based on the reaction to the latest deaths caused by lax regulations and enforcement (or the “free market” as it is sometimes called).

BTW, that’s four more innocent Americans than Islamic terrorists killed this year.  Or Christian terrorists, for that matter.

If we don’t stop these vegetables now, it’s only a matter of time before Legume Law rules the nation.

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