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Dallas just got dumber, fatter, and whiter

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The X List: 15 reasons why Glenn Beck will love Dallas | http://www.pegasusnews.com | Dallas/Fort Worth http://www.pegasusnews.com/news/2011/jul/12/x-list-15-reasons-why-glenn-beck-will-love-dallas/

Reason #3: With the highest rate of violent crime, divorce, obesity and megachurches, Texas is already halfway to both the Inevitable Apocalypse and a Mormon’s idea of Heaven.

Reason #15 is worth reading the whole thing. Dulles…who would have guessed?

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