Some jerk sent us two boxes of this awful book (SPOILER ALERT: George Washington – Patriot; George Soros – Pinhead) instead of anything soldiers at a remote outpost in Afghanistan might need, like, say, food or soap. Just burned the whole lot of them on my Commander’s orders.

via everqueer (Some jerk sent us two boxes of this awful book…).

I have to think, honestly, that if someone sends you a bunch of books in a warzone saying how your Commander-in-Chief is a pinhead, but some loudmouth entertainment reporter is a True Patriot, the question really becomes about the most efficient/creative way to destroy them.