Step 1 : Filibuster majority party on popular legislation. Make sure to point out how the “majority” is weak because they still can’t seem to get anything done.
Step 2 : Rant and Rave about how “Government” is a bunch of selfish jerks because they hate good things. Become popular broadcasting populist messages.
Step 3 : Neglect to mention how your employer is doing the work of previously mentioned minority party. Make sure never to mention you are a political operative when bashing politicians.
Step 4 : Profit, baby! Funnel those profits back into the party.
Step 5 : And win!
More of this later, the baseness, and effectiveness of this strategy is astounding. Hopefully tomorrow I’ll tackle the issue this same insane re-enforcement cycle has introduced to our culture regarding the nature of taxation. Or maybe the next day.
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