Double douche, doubles down. via A Statement from Rush – The Rush Limbaugh Show.

Double douche, doubles down. via A Statement from Rush – The Rush Limbaugh Show.
As prepared for delivery: [mouseover links for the good stuff, click them for the rest] Good evening, my name is Congresswoman Michele Bachmann from Minnesota’s 6th District. Two years ago, when Barack Obama became our President, unemployment was 7.8 percent and our national debt stood at what seemed like a staggering $10.6 trillion dollars. We [...]
UPDATE: BTW, the two guys who benefited, arguably, the most personally from Reaganomics (these are the folks everything “trickled down” to) are mentioned once or twice in this article. If you want to track where the power animating the Zombie army attacking Obama comes from (i.e. the source of the evil in Zombie movies), that article is [...]
And yes, I did lol a little to myself.
Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight; As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier. This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV [...]
I was luckly enough to find this bit of sage wisdom from some respectable negroes (not the other kind). You can read the full thing here. Some real gems there. I never knew our history was so proud. 1660-1800–Triangular Atlantic trade continues to bring wealth and prosperity to America while giving opportunities to new immigrants. [...]
Jokes about wee wee-wee lead to beating Rolando Negrin, 44, was charged with aggravated battery after he used a police baton to beat Hugh Osorno on Tuesday. According to a police complaint, Negrin was upset following a training with whole body scanners with other co-workers. “The x-ray revealed [he] has a small penis and co-workers [...]
If you’ve missed the ICP hilarity over the past few months, you can catch up here. Shaggy 2 Dope: Come on, a rock that pulls metal towards it or pushes it away? Yeah, it has to do with the magnetic polar caps and [stuff]. But for real? Come on, man. You’re just holding a U-shaped [...]
I found this…fascinating…on a number of levels. I wonder if it’s because I’m a “guy”. Not sure. Will post later if I figure it out. Are “guys” now “girls”? Or is this a subconscious literal expression of the point of female/gay male “beauty” (i.e. to appeal to “guys”)? Either way, it’s always nice to find [...]
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20002677-503544.html Old, white, Republicans (i.e. The Tea Party) won’t thank you for anything, Mr. President. It’s beneath them. UPDATE: I’ve been planning a longer version on this one. The difference between what the Tea Party *thinks* is happening in this country and what is *really* happening in this country is astounding. “In all, we passed [...]
They held a contest, this one won. – I voted for a different shirt, too. These people aren’t respecting our opinions or counting our votes! They just forced this “BFD” shirt upon us, and rushed it to print without caring what we think. Action must be taken, and fast! I’m forming the Tee Party. -GreenAdder [...]